Yes yes we are! We know we’ve been away for far too long, and we feel it too! Mostly because we realized our boredom needed an outlet to save the world from our
weirdness and awesomeness. And well because WE HAVE NEWS!
This past weekend was a BIG BIG weekend! SOUTHIE FOUND HER FARHAN! And it was officiated in Southie’s part of North America as she sashayed around like the BEAUTIFUL BRIDE she was, giving the designated religious officiator some hilarious responses to his “do you accept/agree/understand…” questions. Also, I have to say that after Southie’s Mom ( who taught me in high school and still seems kinda scarred by that experience), Southie ( yea yea) and Mr. Southie, the religious officiator was my next favorite person! He was the most forward thinking and in sync with the times religious officiator I’ve had the privilege of listening to. And with Southie’s totally awesome responses, Mr. Southie’s “deer caught in the headlights” expression every time the religious officiator asked him questions ( he may have survived those questions because Southie’s Dad looked on sympathetically as Southie laughed at him) and the fun time I had at the wedding, I think I may have shed a tear or two.
Okay fine I didn’t, because I was very busy wondering when I could eat. And after that I knocked over the stage decor when trying to take “official picture” with the bride and groom. My high school teacher fixed my mess while adding, “still the same, eh? We’ll just let this be, by itself.” He probably does not miss having me in class, I think.
And when I wasn’t doing all of the above I was busying trying to find a female Farhan for a friend, fretting about my clothes and just generally making sure everyone didn’t forget what I sound like by talking the whole time.
But, but I did have ONE emo moment where I realized, OMG our blog has achieved it’s purpose. A Farhan has been found, though said Farhan didn’t seem very enthusiastic when I suggested changing his name to Farhan. But oh well, one never knows what Southie as Mrs. Southie can achieve. And over and above everything, Southie is now MRS. SOUTHIE!
And it deserves second mention, Southie made a pretty pretty bride and almost managed a “bridal expression” for about 30 seconds. In total, over 3 days.
PS: I know I promised an emo post, but I think I am humanly incapable of that. But if it helps, I cried buckets in my head and pretty much solved California’s drought problem. In my head. With all my love, awesomeness, sarcasm and what not Southie, Good LUCK! As my fave religious officiator said, you must first find peace in each other.
Yep, they did kinda look like that. Better in fact.